Best Collection of New Adult SMS Jokes

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Medical science proved k
Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy.

But

Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon.

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy.
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Advise to all the girls….

Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies…

And..

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?

Boy: 22 December

Girl: Koi khaas wajah?

Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
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Women to Dentist:

“Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.”

Dentist:

“Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.” :)
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:

Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.

Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
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Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.

Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
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Toilet songs:

In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”

In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”

In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”

After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?

Student: Mein

Teacher: Wo Kaise?

Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta…
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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!

Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?

Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. :-P
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Super hit insult..
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
Husband: Off course Sex
Or baki k 29 Minutes?
English Message:
Super Hit Insult
Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do?
Husband: Off course sex
Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!

Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,

Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,

Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.

What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Dil K Mareez mutvja ho
Jin Hazrat ko Valentine day
Pr mayusi ka samna krna
Pra wo hmara Poond Capsul
Estamal kre
.
Bachya aap k qadmon me
Mayusi na hon
Sunday Open.
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.
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Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay.

Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.

Happy Mazdoor Day.

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Latest Valentine’s Day SMS

February 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm · Filed under Funny SMS Site, Valentine's Day SMS ·Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Valentine day 2009 will be celebrated on 14 Feb 2009, it’s celebrated every year around the world.As the increasing trends of mobile / cell phones, peoples have selected sms / text messages as a medium to send valentine sms, valentine messages, valentine text greetings, valentine quotes sms and valentine day messages. Hindi valentine SMS and urdu valentine sms messages are very popular among asian peoples.

So what are you waiting for? Browse through our latest & new valentine sms collection and select a valentine sms for your valentines / love and wish them happy valentine’s day.

This is not a special day for me because i celebrate my every day like a “Velentine Day” since you are with me…………

Happy Valentine Day……

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I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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No poems,
No fancy words,
I just want the world to know that,

I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U…

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

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If I reached for your hand , will u hold it?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me?
If I capture ur heart, will u love me?

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Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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As long as you love me,
I’ll stay by your side,
I’ll be your companion
Your friend and your guide,

As long as you love me,
As long as you care,
I’ll do anything for you,
I’ll go anywhere,

I’ll bring you the sunshine,
I’ll comfort your fears
I’ll gather up rainbows
To chase all your tears,

As long as forever,
My love will be true
For as long as you love me,
I’ll only love you.

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14th February is “VALENTINE DAY”
Enjoy a lot with your lover.
Do whatever you like but don’t cross the limit
because just after 9 months
is
Children’s Day.

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On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this
Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure
Your caring heart is always quick to give
You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure.
haPpY VaLentiNe daY..!!

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Ki Thi Shuruaat AiK ChoTe Se Mazak Se
Mazak Dard Ban Jayega Malum Na Tha
Samajte The Jise Hum Apna Yaar
Wo Aik Din PYAR Ban Jayega Malum Na Tha
HappY ValeNtine Day..!

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